I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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