Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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