I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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