He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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