if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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