He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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