he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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