Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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