I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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