He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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