will power is for people who don't want to get laid
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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