yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
i think my cat just said my name.
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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