I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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