38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We don't watch enough power rangers
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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