Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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