Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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