D3 body, D1 cock
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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