Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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