Im at strip club and am horny
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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