So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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