I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
