Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Are we still banned from the library?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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