"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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