do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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