Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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