Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Houston, we have a squirter
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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