i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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