It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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