Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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