is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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