what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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