I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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