im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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