There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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