its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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