STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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