wrigley field is MILF paradise
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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