you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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