careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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