If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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