Say something about gay babies.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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