ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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