she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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