when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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