if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Never underestimate the power of titties
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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