well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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