I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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