I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Randomize
