we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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