Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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