Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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